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Welcome to The Never Ending Armpit, an exotic radio show, funnier and stranger than any armpit you’ve ever listened to before.
In a vast universe in which magic and madness collide, a pompous young German named Hermann wakes up one morning only to find that his house has been replaced by a bus stop. Reluctantly accepting shelter in the store cupboard of the horribly optimistic and slightly dimwitted café owner Matilda, he embarks on a painfully bureaucratic journey to get his house back. But standing up to ‘the man’ is not easy when you are the laziest man on Earth and all you have as support is a clumsy café owner and an indignant French olive who is thoroughly entertained by your failings.
Episodes
Apr 15, 2024
Apr 15, 2024
17 min
In which Hermann wakes to find his house has been demolished and meets Matilda who struggles to get rid of a surplus of smelly, eggy snacks that nobody wants since cronuts hit the market.
May 14, 2024
May 23, 2025
May 23, 2025
27 min
Matilda transforms her café into the Armpit’s answer to fine dining — just as Hermann goes on a hunger strike in a desperate bid to reclaim his house.
Apr 3, 2026
Apr 3, 2026
30 min
Matilda and Hermann take a trip into the Armpit Forest, where a trousers-obsessed snake and a very loud bush take their friendship to another level.
Sep 16, 2026
Sep 16, 2026
32 min
Herman secretly tails Matilda on her romantic fun-fair date, while Monsieur Olive discovers a worrying lump on his belly.
